‘Super-staples will hold Scotland and England together for decades or even a century after BREXIT’ says PM
Boris tells bug-ers to ‘bugger off’ as ‘ East Antrim MP blasts leaked baling twine ‘vunderveapon’ plans
Month: December 2019
BREAKING: DUP Ulster – Scotland bridge plan collapses – Boris says gemmy bar project will save billions
PLANS are afoot to jemmy bar Northern Ireland and Scotland together, physically uniting all parts of the United Kingdom forContinue Reading
Devolution to be restored soon as rare ‘white fart’ discovered in office of South Belfast SDLP
Internationally renowned political fart assessor called in to help kick start Stormont talks
NUMBER TEN EXCLUSIVE: Boris enjoys victory sex on cabinet table as Seaman Stanes whistles Rule (Little) Englandia
Getting Brexit done revealed – better than Blenheim, Trafalgar and Waterloo combined
Who in power would you like to deflate by whispering obscenities about them?
Something delightful about it, something naughty, secretive, forbidden, thrilling…
United Ireland by Christmas – PM Boris Johnston plans ‘absolute super mega betrayal’ of the DUP
Ireland to get very special seasonal gift after ‘teensy weensy’ bit of gerrymandering
‘Return to the Homeland’ Top Irish News journalist overwhelmed by guilt after nasty little letter published
RAF to airlift top Northern Irish newsman to Rockall for penance after Leo phones Boris
LEGAL ACTION PENDING: BBC Boris boo boo – PM claims he was all set for interview but Andrew Neil ignored him
‘There is no form of combustion yet invented that will cause my pants to go on fire’ – Boris Johnston
CERTAINTY PERSONIFIED: The Ulster-Scots detractor Part 3 – ‘Pulled through the eye of the needle’
Moving beyond the stereotype with Rhyming Weavers by John Hewitt
