Category: Causeway Crack
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ELECTION LATEST: Mythical Gaelic island emerges from ocean off Portrush as campaigning intensifies
Fairy islanders could swing East Londonderry – Sinn Fein
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‘TOO civil to stop’ – Causeway coast man drops dead in front of millions after 73 hours of talking complete shite
Last post played for local man after app goes viral
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LATEST: Ballymena sees mass conversion to Islam after Wrightbus collapse
THE Ulster Bible Belt town of Ballymena is now believed to have an overwhelming Islamic majority after a mass conversion to that religion in the wake of the collapse of Wrightbus. “Rightly or wrongly, the outrage generated by the feeling that 1200 jobs were sacrificed in the ill-conceived pursuit of a Christian super church project…
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EXCLUSIVE: Magneto to move Boris’s ‘spare’ bridge to link Northern Ireland and Scotland
NOTORIOUS X-Man MAGNETO will be moving one of PM Boris Johnston’s “spare” bridges to span the sea between Northern Ireland and Scotland, TGL can exclusively reveal. The grumpy people hating X Man, played by Sir Ian McKellen, famed for his supernatural ability to control metals and moving the Golden Gate bridge to Alcatraz, has been…
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Large phallus sketched on sand at Downhill Beach pointing towards one of Northern Ireland’s most iconic buildings, Mussenden Temple, a cliff top pimple in the distance.