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Eoghan Harris faced the consequences why don’t the so called ‘shinner bots’
Equality isn’t Irish populist poo poo its vital to us all says Ulster-Scots freedom activist
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ROI President Michael D Higgins changes name of his residence to Áras an Fectaráin – ‘I’ll talk no more rubbish at unionists,’ he vows.
REPUBLIC of Ireland President, His Excellency Michael D Higgins is to change the official name of his residence from Áras an Uachtaráin to Áras an Fectaráin, TGL can exclusively reveal. President Higgins told TGL that he arrived at his decision “after a lengthy spot of ethical remembering” in the wake of some of his recent…
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Jobs boost for Unionist workers after St Patrick’s Day John Hume bottom licking frenzy – we can produce as many arses as needed confirms Orange CEO
PEACE in the new Ireland of equals is working for north Antrim protestant villages, a local business man and Orangeman has said. Bro. Aubrey McCoubray, of LOL 666 and CEO of ‘Posterity Posteriors Ltd’ is delighted to announce the creation of ten new jobs just months after the death of internationally recognised Londonderry statesman John…
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East Antrim MP Sammy Wilson supports Ulster-Scots and Ulster British conversion therapy in a united Ireland
EAST Antrim MP Sammy Wilson has defended his support for Ulster-Scots and Ulster British conversion therapy in a united Ireland. Mr Wilson, a supporter of gay conversion therapy, has revealed that in the event of a united Ireland, unionists who seek support to be fine upstanding Irish republican citizens, would have his blessing. “What’s 400…
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Did you hear the one about the Alliance councillor who used an Ulster-Scots word thinking it was Irish
HERE’S a wee yarn about an Alliance councillor from a certain part of Northern Ireland who once used an Ulster-Scots word – the horror. But it really was quite accidental that he did so, and his intentions were quite honourable. It was during the COVID 19 lockdown and he wished to advise people not to be…
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COVID 19 Celtic Tiger super surge: Irish worker productivity soars and drunken scuttery plummets due to pandemic pub closures
THE CLOSURE of Irish pubs in 2020 due to the pandemic is directly responsible for the massive growth in the Irish economy it has been claimed. “Pub closures has meant a drastic reduction drunken scuttery and all round pissheadedness across the country,” claims Economy expert Dr Felix Von Faffenhausen, “freed from the shackles of the…
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Sing the sash in Dublin and get paid to do it: Loyalist and Unionist actors set to cash in on Irish Presidential initiative
REPUBLIC of Ireland President Michael D. Higgins has announced a new initiative that will allow Protestant Unionist and Loyalist actors from Northern Ireland to earn millions in Dublin whilst mouthing off about how crap it is down there at the same time. The President launched his 20million Euro Áras an Pwoddy Waudy Actor initiative at…
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Secretary of State pens open letter to Colm Eastwood: ‘I am but a pathetic oppressing Englishman, and you are a mean spirited wee bollix’
Lord Carson with a Union Flag table cloth will be going on the 200th anniversary vows SOC
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Ghosts of Derry men Nobel laureates tackle politician on his door step after Centenary plans outburst
SDLP leader Eastwood shaken after paranormal style attack on his Londonderry home
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FROM SPADS to SPUDS: DUP propose special advisor name change to restore public confidence
Foster leaves former SPAD heartbroken after telling him he will never be a SPUD in wake of RHI findings
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