NUMBER TEN EXCLUSIVE: Boris enjoys victory sex on cabinet table as Seaman Stanes whistles Rule (Little) Englandia
Getting Brexit done revealed – better than Blenheim, Trafalgar and Waterloo combined
Category: Smelly Brexit
United Ireland by Christmas – PM Boris Johnston plans ‘absolute super mega betrayal’ of the DUP
Ireland to get very special seasonal gift after ‘teensy weensy’ bit of gerrymandering
LEGAL ACTION PENDING: BBC Boris boo boo – PM claims he was all set for interview but Andrew Neil ignored him
‘There is no form of combustion yet invented that will cause my pants to go on fire’ – Boris Johnston
GE19 Stalingrad Struggles – the Battle for Belfast revealed
FOR STARTERS: The ‘Claire Pair’ versus true blue Emma and Kung Fu Naomi versus Gavin ‘Sabbath’ Robinson
BREAKING: Russian ghoul running amuck in Downing Street – Johnson denies all
Putin takes control of UK government as BATTLE of the BORISES rages
BREAKING: ‘Don’t think we’re turkeys at Christmas’ – Sinn Fein spitting feathers at sectarian slabber ban
‘In the public interest’ Secretary of State cracks down on pre-election slabbering
BREAKING: ‘Peace Prize deserved for MASSIVE seat giveaway’ – DUP applauded for magnanimous cross community electoral gesture
UNANIMOUS DUP support in the House of Commons for a December 12 General Election has been described as “an unprecedentedContinue Reading
PM Lord of the Rings rebirth imminent: Boris to be reborn in a ditch with uncanny new powers ‘I am not Sauron, I am Gandalf’ he declares – ‘or maybe Frodo’
BORIS ‘The Grey’ Johnston will sink into the ditch and die at midnight this Thursday (Oct 31) and will re-emergeContinue Reading
Brexit Bill aids MASSIVE scientific breakthrough: bigotry fuelled power stations to solve Ulster’s energy needs
REVOLUTIONARY new bigotry powered power stations could fulfil Northern Ireland’s energy needs 200 times over, giving us a trade surplusContinue Reading
Strabane says YES to no deal crash out – Brexit will create 100s of jobs claims respected retired form filler
Voice of experience over youth: 50,000 filled forms can’t be wrong
