NUMBER TEN EXCLUSIVE: Boris enjoys victory sex on cabinet table as Seaman Stanes whistles Rule (Little) Englandia
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satire worth waiting on no mistake about it
Getting Brexit done revealed – better than Blenheim, Trafalgar and Waterloo combined
Ireland to get very special seasonal gift after ‘teensy weensy’ bit of gerrymandering
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Putin takes control of UK government as BATTLE of the BORISES rages
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Voice of experience over youth: 50,000 filled forms can’t be wrong