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Equality isn’t Irish populist poo poo its vital to us all says Ulster-Scots freedom activist

REPUBLIC of Ireland President, His Excellency Michael D Higgins is to change the official name of his residence from Áras an Uachtaráin  to Áras an Fectaráin, TGL can exclusively reveal.  President Higgins told TGL that he arrived at his decision “after a lengthy spot of ethical remembering” in the wake of some of his recent…

PEACE in the new Ireland of equals is working for north Antrim protestant villages, a local business man and Orangeman has said.  Bro. Aubrey McCoubray, of LOL 666 and CEO of ‘Posterity Posteriors Ltd’ is delighted to announce the creation of ten new jobs just months after the death of internationally recognised Londonderry statesman John…

EAST Antrim MP Sammy Wilson has defended his support for Ulster-Scots and Ulster British conversion therapy in a united Ireland. Mr Wilson, a supporter of gay conversion therapy, has revealed that in the event of a united Ireland, unionists who seek support to be fine upstanding Irish republican citizens, would have his blessing. “What’s 400…

THE CLOSURE of Irish pubs in 2020 due to the pandemic is directly responsible for the massive growth in the Irish economy it has been claimed. “Pub closures has meant a drastic reduction drunken scuttery and all round pissheadedness across the country,” claims Economy expert Dr Felix Von Faffenhausen, “freed from the shackles of the…

REPUBLIC of Ireland President Michael D. Higgins has announced a new initiative that will allow Protestant Unionist and Loyalist actors from Northern Ireland to earn millions in Dublin whilst mouthing off about how crap it is down there at the same time. The President launched his 20million Euro Áras an Pwoddy Waudy Actor initiative at…

SDLP leader Eastwood shaken after paranormal style attack on his Londonderry home