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SCOTLAND/ULSTER super-bridge latest: 5 million Londoners set to relocate to Larne
Scots and Ulster-Scots elocution lessons planned for snooty migrants and cockneys
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United in glumness: DUP plan ‘doom and gloom’ overture to Republic’s nationalist elite
‘Some elections are just a kick in the stones’ – Sammy Wilson’s advice for Leo Varadkar
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Taoiseach in waiting Mary Lou promises ‘free lucky bags for every unionist’ as gesture of good will – penny chews, gobstoppers, the lot…
SINN Fein leader Mary Lou McDonald has promised to give a free bag of sweeties to every unionist, except the DUP, when she becomes Taoiseach, as a gesture of good will. The Shinners are un-questionably on the up after the ultra-nationalist party overtook Fianna Fail and Fine Gael to capture nearly a quarter of the…
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Shinner culture Minister Hargey comes out of closet as Ulster-Scot – ‘I love snokin, hokin and bokin’ she says
NEW Sinn Fein Communities Minister Deirdre Hargey has come out of the closet as an Ulster-Scot, TGL can exclusively reveal. “I never felt quite right about being a Catholic, Gael or a Republican,” she confessed in a candid interview, during a Burns Day event in Belfast. “It was family and community pressure made me do…
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Causeway Coast and Glens rates bill to DROP a massive 15% after Spanish treasure hoard discovered off north coast
Girona doubloons will avert financial meltdown and put a grin on ratepayers faces claims ’clever clogs’ council officials
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HIP HIP HURRAY it’s Brexit Fools Day
EU departure day: the day English nationalism kicked British nationalism in the nuts
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BREAKING: Fantastic new ‘Ryanair Equality’ service will see holiday luggage upgraded to the same status as passengers
AIR INDUSTRY professionals and passengers alike are drawing a breath this evening after it has emerged that budget airline giant Ryanair look set to downgrade passengers to the same status as luggage. Documents obtained by TGL on the ‘ground-breaking’ new ‘Ryanair Equality’ service reveals that aircraft in the airline’s Boeing 737 fleet will in future…
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Sinn Fein leader Mary Lou says her €800,000 personal fortune is – ‘part of a clever ruse to lure unionists into a united Ireland’
Poor people’s republican champion set to be a millionaire after TD wealth figures pop up again
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‘Aboot time tae’ – Ulster-Scots grouch complains as ghost of Rabbie Burns appears in Templepatrick 224 years late
FAMED Scottish bard Rabbie Burns will be celebrating his 261st birthday in Northern Ireland, TGL can exclusively reveal, or his ghost will, which is nearly as good. Templepatrick resident and retired teacher Bob Service and his wife Isobel were initially put out when he took up residence in their spare bedroom two nights ago. “We…
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GRANDGATE LATEST: Stormont cleaning ladies commend MLAs for ‘amazing’ wage deferral magnanimity
‘Instantaneous cross party support for action as soon as they realised the public could see straight through them’
Ten Grand Leo 