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ELECTION LATEST: Mythical Gaelic island emerges from ocean off Portrush as campaigning intensifies
Fairy islanders could swing East Londonderry – Sinn Fein
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GE19 Stalingrad Struggles – the Battle for Belfast revealed
FOR STARTERS: The ‘Claire Pair’ versus true blue Emma and Kung Fu Naomi versus Gavin ‘Sabbath’ Robinson
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Presidential pledge: ‘in the united Ireland every day will be the Twelfth of July’
President Mickey D Higgins makes unprecedented personal appeal to Unionists
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MATCH OVERVIEW: Unionist Utd v Remain Utd Westminster Vote Final December 12
Relegation fears dismissed – ‘We will never play five-a-side’ says Captain Dodds
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EXCLUSIVE: YODA refutes GPNI ‘Green pretenders’ claim – ‘proper Green not sectarian Green, we are’
High ranking Jedi endorses non-sectarian ethos of Green Party after aspersions cast, BUT…
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BREAKING: Russian ghoul running amuck in Downing Street – Johnson denies all
Putin takes control of UK government as BATTLE of the BORISES rages
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BREAKING: ‘Don’t think we’re turkeys at Christmas’ – Sinn Fein spitting feathers at sectarian slabber ban
‘In the public interest’ Secretary of State cracks down on pre-election slabbering
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‘TOO civil to stop’ – Causeway coast man drops dead in front of millions after 73 hours of talking complete shite
Last post played for local man after app goes viral
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BREAKING: ‘Peace Prize deserved for MASSIVE seat giveaway’ – DUP applauded for magnanimous cross community electoral gesture
UNANIMOUS DUP support in the House of Commons for a December 12 General Election has been described as “an unprecedented act of electoral generosity” by a respected Northern Ireland political commentator. Mr Alec Nolan-O’Doherty has described DUP support for the election as “something akin to buying a new 10 grand car knowing it will drop…
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PM Lord of the Rings rebirth imminent: Boris to be reborn in a ditch with uncanny new powers ‘I am not Sauron, I am Gandalf’ he declares – ‘or maybe Frodo’
BORIS ‘The Grey’ Johnston will sink into the ditch and die at midnight this Thursday (Oct 31) and will re-emerge a few minutes later as Boris ‘The White’, TGL can exclusively reveal. “I said I would be dead in a ditch if we weren’t out of the EU by Halloween and as a man of…
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