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Brexit Bill aids MASSIVE scientific breakthrough: bigotry fuelled power stations to solve Ulster’s energy needs
REVOLUTIONARY new bigotry powered power stations could fulfil Northern Ireland’s energy needs 200 times over, giving us a trade surplus of billions. So says a scientist from Ulster University who claims to have worked out a way of transforming society’s negative political feelings into electricity. Dr Fergus P.H. Lanblether says that technology he has developed…
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‘WILE HOORE ALL TOGETHER’ – climate change denier joins Extinction Rebellion as sheepmen take over fears proliferate
A CLIMATE change denier has become an Extinction Rebellion activist, after realising that rising sea levels could see Irish hill farmers inherit the earth. Mr Francis Boyle claims that future lowland refugees forced into the uplands could find themselves enslaved in new hilltop republics run by an oligarchical sheep farmer elite. “I was for…
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BREAKING: ‘No more avoidance and feeding on the past’ – Leo promises Boris full collective rights and recognition for PUL British and Ulster-Scots minorities
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Strabane says YES to no deal crash out – Brexit will create 100s of jobs claims respected retired form filler
Voice of experience over youth: 50,000 filled forms can’t be wrong
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SHOCK revelation: Sinn Fein’s Francie Molloy is a better Unionist than DUP’s Nigel Dodds
Mid Ulster Shinner MP is UK stalwart compared to Johnson and Moggs – new App reveals terrible truth
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Ulster link to original Star Trek episode rediscovered: ‘Beam me up Ulster-Scotty’
Trekkies expected to pay tens of thousands for long lost script
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‘HAND CREAM HEAVEN’ – Lady Sylvia ‘catapults’ 10 DUP MPs to the turf in spectacular Westminster Tug of War victory
TEN DUP MPs have been treated for rope burn after a humiliating Tug of War defeat by Independent North Down Unionist MP Lady Sylvia Herman outside the House of Commons. The competition, held between Brexiteers and Remainers from the four regions of the UK, had been organised by Speaker John Bercow MP, keen to show…
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BREAKING: Shinner outrage at DUP ‘Tits Out’ poster goes ‘Brits up’
A ‘TITS Out’ poster being handed out at a DUP Freshers week stall at Queen’s University has been sent to the UN to ascertain if a crime against humanity has been committed. The news comes just days after Sinn Fein students the so called ‘Ogra’ were in the firing line for their ‘Brits Out’ poster. …
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