Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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BREAKING: TOY SHOP protests erupt over plan to build all Ireland ‘narrative of reconciliation’ with LEGO
Leaked email to Danish toy giant reveals Leo’s Lego treachery – claim!
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BREAKING (against the wall) – Sinn Fein election candidate John Finucane promises 500 new public lavatories for Belfast
Tories and DUP to blame for ‘totally inadequate’ urinal provision
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BREAKING: SDLP leader Colm Eastwood booted out of Dublin peace conference after failing the ‘Sectario-Scanner’
Power lost at peace conference as top Shinner tries to enter
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‘SCUNNERED at slabberin voters’ – Arlene and Michelle’s secret bond exclusively revealed
Political leaders dislike thran constituents but would stick a sock in each others bakes far quicker
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ELECTION LATEST: Mythical Gaelic island emerges from ocean off Portrush as campaigning intensifies
Fairy islanders could swing East Londonderry – Sinn Fein
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GE19 Stalingrad Struggles – the Battle for Belfast revealed
FOR STARTERS: The ‘Claire Pair’ versus true blue Emma and Kung Fu Naomi versus Gavin ‘Sabbath’ Robinson
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Presidential pledge: ‘in the united Ireland every day will be the Twelfth of July’
President Mickey D Higgins makes unprecedented personal appeal to Unionists
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MATCH OVERVIEW: Unionist Utd v Remain Utd Westminster Vote Final December 12
Relegation fears dismissed – ‘We will never play five-a-side’ says Captain Dodds
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EXCLUSIVE: YODA refutes GPNI ‘Green pretenders’ claim – ‘proper Green not sectarian Green, we are’
High ranking Jedi endorses non-sectarian ethos of Green Party after aspersions cast, BUT…
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BREAKING: Russian ghoul running amuck in Downing Street – Johnson denies all
Putin takes control of UK government as BATTLE of the BORISES rages
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