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BREAKING: ‘Don’t think we’re turkeys at Christmas’ – Sinn Fein spitting feathers at sectarian slabber ban
‘In the public interest’ Secretary of State cracks down on pre-election slabbering
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‘TOO civil to stop’ – Causeway coast man drops dead in front of millions after 73 hours of talking complete shite
Last post played for local man after app goes viral
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BREAKING: ‘Peace Prize deserved for MASSIVE seat giveaway’ – DUP applauded for magnanimous cross community electoral gesture
UNANIMOUS DUP support in the House of Commons for a December 12 General Election has been described as “an unprecedented act of electoral generosity” by a respected Northern Ireland political commentator. Mr Alec Nolan-O’Doherty has described DUP support for the election as “something akin to buying a new 10 grand car knowing it will drop…
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PM Lord of the Rings rebirth imminent: Boris to be reborn in a ditch with uncanny new powers ‘I am not Sauron, I am Gandalf’ he declares – ‘or maybe Frodo’
BORIS ‘The Grey’ Johnston will sink into the ditch and die at midnight this Thursday (Oct 31) and will re-emerge a few minutes later as Boris ‘The White’, TGL can exclusively reveal. “I said I would be dead in a ditch if we weren’t out of the EU by Halloween and as a man of…
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Halloween ’19 Epitaph for Boris Johnson
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Brexit Bill aids MASSIVE scientific breakthrough: bigotry fuelled power stations to solve Ulster’s energy needs
REVOLUTIONARY new bigotry powered power stations could fulfil Northern Ireland’s energy needs 200 times over, giving us a trade surplus of billions. So says a scientist from Ulster University who claims to have worked out a way of transforming society’s negative political feelings into electricity. Dr Fergus P.H. Lanblether says that technology he has developed…
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‘WILE HOORE ALL TOGETHER’ – climate change denier joins Extinction Rebellion as sheepmen take over fears proliferate
A CLIMATE change denier has become an Extinction Rebellion activist, after realising that rising sea levels could see Irish hill farmers inherit the earth. Mr Francis Boyle claims that future lowland refugees forced into the uplands could find themselves enslaved in new hilltop republics run by an oligarchical sheep farmer elite. “I was for…
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BREAKING: ‘No more avoidance and feeding on the past’ – Leo promises Boris full collective rights and recognition for PUL British and Ulster-Scots minorities
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Strabane says YES to no deal crash out – Brexit will create 100s of jobs claims respected retired form filler
Voice of experience over youth: 50,000 filled forms can’t be wrong
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SHOCK revelation: Sinn Fein’s Francie Molloy is a better Unionist than DUP’s Nigel Dodds
Mid Ulster Shinner MP is UK stalwart compared to Johnson and Moggs – new App reveals terrible truth
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