Category: Beastly Con Con
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Devolution to be restored soon as rare ‘white fart’ discovered in office of South Belfast SDLP
Internationally renowned political fart assessor called in to help kick start Stormont talks
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‘Return to the Homeland’ Top Irish News journalist overwhelmed by guilt after nasty little letter published
RAF to airlift top Northern Irish newsman to Rockall for penance after Leo phones Boris
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BREAKING: TOY SHOP protests erupt over plan to build all Ireland ‘narrative of reconciliation’ with LEGO
Leaked email to Danish toy giant reveals Leo’s Lego treachery – claim!
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BREAKING: SDLP leader Colm Eastwood booted out of Dublin peace conference after failing the ‘Sectario-Scanner’
Power lost at peace conference as top Shinner tries to enter
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ELECTION LATEST: Mythical Gaelic island emerges from ocean off Portrush as campaigning intensifies
Fairy islanders could swing East Londonderry – Sinn Fein
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GE19 Stalingrad Struggles – the Battle for Belfast revealed
FOR STARTERS: The ‘Claire Pair’ versus true blue Emma and Kung Fu Naomi versus Gavin ‘Sabbath’ Robinson
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BREAKING: ‘Don’t think we’re turkeys at Christmas’ – Sinn Fein spitting feathers at sectarian slabber ban
‘In the public interest’ Secretary of State cracks down on pre-election slabbering
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BREAKING: ‘Peace Prize deserved for MASSIVE seat giveaway’ – DUP applauded for magnanimous cross community electoral gesture
UNANIMOUS DUP support in the House of Commons for a December 12 General Election has been described as “an unprecedented act of electoral generosity” by a respected Northern Ireland political commentator. Mr Alec Nolan-O’Doherty has described DUP support for the election as “something akin to buying a new 10 grand car knowing it will drop…
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Brexit Bill aids MASSIVE scientific breakthrough: bigotry fuelled power stations to solve Ulster’s energy needs
REVOLUTIONARY new bigotry powered power stations could fulfil Northern Ireland’s energy needs 200 times over, giving us a trade surplus of billions. So says a scientist from Ulster University who claims to have worked out a way of transforming society’s negative political feelings into electricity. Dr Fergus P.H. Lanblether says that technology he has developed…
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BREAKING: Shinner outrage at DUP ‘Tits Out’ poster goes ‘Brits up’
A ‘TITS Out’ poster being handed out at a DUP Freshers week stall at Queen’s University has been sent to the UN to ascertain if a crime against humanity has been committed. The news comes just days after Sinn Fein students the so called ‘Ogra’ were in the firing line for their ‘Brits Out’ poster. …
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