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Devolution to be restored soon as rare ‘white fart’ discovered in office of South Belfast SDLP

Internationally renowned political fart assessor called in to help kick start Stormont talks

Getting Brexit done revealed – better than Blenheim, Trafalgar and Waterloo combined

Something delightful about it, something naughty, secretive, forbidden, thrilling…

Ireland to get very special seasonal gift after ‘teensy weensy’ bit of gerrymandering

RAF to airlift top Northern Irish newsman to Rockall for penance after Leo phones Boris

‘There is no form of combustion yet invented that will cause my pants to go on fire’ – Boris Johnston

Leaked email to Danish toy giant reveals Leo’s Lego treachery – claim!

Tories and DUP to blame for ‘totally inadequate’ urinal provision

Power lost at peace conference as top Shinner tries to enter

Political leaders dislike thran constituents but would stick a sock in each others bakes far quicker