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Ulster link to original Star Trek episode rediscovered: ‘Beam me up Ulster-Scotty’
Trekkies expected to pay tens of thousands for long lost script
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‘HAND CREAM HEAVEN’ – Lady Sylvia ‘catapults’ 10 DUP MPs to the turf in spectacular Westminster Tug of War victory
TEN DUP MPs have been treated for rope burn after a humiliating Tug of War defeat by Independent North Down Unionist MP Lady Sylvia Herman outside the House of Commons. The competition, held between Brexiteers and Remainers from the four regions of the UK, had been organised by Speaker John Bercow MP, keen to show…
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Ulster-Scots ‘Mens Sned’ initiative wins all Ireland award
Featured pic: The roof of the Mens Sned building was infested with Buddleia before the men got snedding on it.
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POST BREXIT APOCALYPSE: Notes from Donegal Chapter three – Gerry Adams begs to be British – the rise of Fuhrer Foster
IN THE last few days Irish Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has moved IRA EU* troops to both his northern frontiers, but to little avail. Unaccountable Eurocrats are terrorising his country with no regard for Irish national sovereignty. Reports from inside occupied Donegal remain sparse since the collapse of computer and mobile phone networks but more details…
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BREAKING: Shinner outrage at DUP ‘Tits Out’ poster goes ‘Brits up’
A ‘TITS Out’ poster being handed out at a DUP Freshers week stall at Queen’s University has been sent to the UN to ascertain if a crime against humanity has been committed. The news comes just days after Sinn Fein students the so called ‘Ogra’ were in the firing line for their ‘Brits Out’ poster. …
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LATEST: Ballymena sees mass conversion to Islam after Wrightbus collapse
THE Ulster Bible Belt town of Ballymena is now believed to have an overwhelming Islamic majority after a mass conversion to that religion in the wake of the collapse of Wrightbus. “Rightly or wrongly, the outrage generated by the feeling that 1200 jobs were sacrificed in the ill-conceived pursuit of a Christian super church project…
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EU citizen Nosferatu faces deportation after 120 years – ‘Dominic Cummings is undead not me’ he claims
INFAMOUS media characters Herr Flick of the Gestapo and Nosferatu the Vampire have rejected their “stereotyped” roles in British culture in favour of liberal democratic European values, TGL can exclusively reveal. Both characters created by British writers, that make foreigners look bad, have claimed that they were exploited by rich right-wing elements aimed at promoting…
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‘Shite or Bust’ My political career or Brexit – Boris defiant after Supreme Court ruling
“MY ’SHITE or Bust’ Brexit strategy is categorically and absolutely not bust,” Boris Johnson has insisted. The PM has come out fighting after the land mark Supreme Court ruling declaring that his suspension of Parliament was void. He also dismissed speculation that he would be taking the matter to the European Court of Justice.…
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BAFFIN ISLAND LATEST: Polar bear saves ‘silly’ climate change denier from ‘wriggling’ berg of pallet wrap
A CLIMATE change denier who slipped through a drifting berg of plastic pollution thinking it was ice, has been saved from freezing arctic waters by a starving polar bear. Prominent vlogger Dr Francis Fickly-O’Hare had travelled from Belfast to Baffin Island in the Canadian arctic to prove that the sea ice was forming earlier in…
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TD bonks Melania in lift as Irish President scoops peace prize for 1916 plaque gesture
IRISH President Michael D Higgins has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his decision to send a plaque commemorating the 1916 Rising to sit in splendour in the newly refurbished Washington Monument in America’s capital city. Political murder, violating people’s right to life and partial culpability for the creation of a culture of…
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