Category: Smelly Brexit
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SHOCK revelation: Sinn Fein’s Francie Molloy is a better Unionist than DUP’s Nigel Dodds
Mid Ulster Shinner MP is UK stalwart compared to Johnson and Moggs – new App reveals terrible truth
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EU citizen Nosferatu faces deportation after 120 years – ‘Dominic Cummings is undead not me’ he claims
INFAMOUS media characters Herr Flick of the Gestapo and Nosferatu the Vampire have rejected their “stereotyped” roles in British culture in favour of liberal democratic European values, TGL can exclusively reveal. Both characters created by British writers, that make foreigners look bad, have claimed that they were exploited by rich right-wing elements aimed at promoting…
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‘Shite or Bust’ My political career or Brexit – Boris defiant after Supreme Court ruling
“MY ’SHITE or Bust’ Brexit strategy is categorically and absolutely not bust,” Boris Johnson has insisted. The PM has come out fighting after the land mark Supreme Court ruling declaring that his suspension of Parliament was void. He also dismissed speculation that he would be taking the matter to the European Court of Justice.…
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Sammy’s EU scuba-crat plot revealed: Irish Sea border wall in place ready for Brexit day
EAST Antrim MP Sammy Wilson has claimed that EU scuba-crats are constructing an Irish Sea border wall, just days after plans for the £20 billion Ulster to Scotland road bridge were revealed. Mr Wilson said he had been nude scuba diving off Islandmagee, when he made the discovery which he said was a blatant violation…
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EXCLUSIVE: Magneto to move Boris’s ‘spare’ bridge to link Northern Ireland and Scotland
NOTORIOUS X-Man MAGNETO will be moving one of PM Boris Johnston’s “spare” bridges to span the sea between Northern Ireland and Scotland, TGL can exclusively reveal. The grumpy people hating X Man, played by Sir Ian McKellen, famed for his supernatural ability to control metals and moving the Golden Gate bridge to Alcatraz, has been…
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BREAKING: Boris to propose Imperial/Colonial solution to Irish backstop in Dublin
PM BORIS Johnston is heading to Dublin in a few hours hoping to convince Taoiseach Leo Varadkar to opt for an Imperial/Colonial solution to the Irish border backstop problem. Dismissing as “utter drivel”, speculation that he would be discussing a Northern Ireland only solution, with Mr Varadkar, involving a border down the Irish Sea, Mr…
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LATEST – Moggs knows more about Irish history than most Irish people claims Professor of Sitting Habits
A RESPECTED Irish academic has claimed that senior government Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Moggs MP knows more about Irish history than most young Irish people. Internationally renowned Professor of Fascist Sitting Habits at Kildare University, Kitlin M O’ Kittelaigh LTBS turned Irish establishment wisdom on its head during a recent interview with CBBC. Prof. O’Kittelaigh had been…
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My ‘Shite or Bust’ Brexit policy has not splattered insists Boris
PM BORIS Johnston has denied that his “Shite or Bust” Brexit strategy has “splattered” after this evening’s historic lost vote in the House of Commons. The lengthy emergency debate concluded when MP’s voted by 328 to 301 to begin the process of introducing a bill ruling out a no deal Brexit. “’Shite or bust’ is…
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DUP MP’s look forward to ‘not sitting’ in wake of Boris Westminster suspension decision
THE DUP’s team of 10 Westminster MP’s are said to be looking forward to ‘not sitting’ in the House of Commons, thus bringing themselves into line with the party’s team of MLA’s in Northern Ireland. This latest comes after PM Boris ‘Adolf’ Johnston’s decision to ask HM the Queen to suspended Parliament for five weeks during…
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Trump’s Ulster hors d’oeuvre – Rathlin Island to be handed over to USA as part of post Brexit trade deal sweetener
RATHLIN Island could be handed over to the USA a gesture of good faith prior to the signing of a post Brexit free trade agreement, TGL can exclusively reveal. High ranking Northern Ireland Brexiteer MP Kate Hoey was today spotted having secret talks with a senior US official, behind a stone wall on the island.…
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