SHOCK revelation: Sinn Fein’s Francie Molloy is a better Unionist than DUP’s Nigel Dodds
Mid Ulster Shinner MP is UK stalwart compared to Johnson and Moggs – new App reveals terrible truth
Category: Smelly Brexit
EU citizen Nosferatu faces deportation after 120 years – ‘Dominic Cummings is undead not me’ he claims
INFAMOUS media characters Herr Flick of the Gestapo and Nosferatu the Vampire have rejected their “stereotyped” roles in British cultureContinue Reading
‘Shite or Bust’ My political career or Brexit – Boris defiant after Supreme Court ruling
“MY ’SHITE or Bust’ Brexit strategy is categorically and absolutely not bust,” Boris Johnson has insisted. The PM has comeContinue Reading
Sammy’s EU scuba-crat plot revealed: Irish Sea border wall in place ready for Brexit day
EAST Antrim MP Sammy Wilson has claimed that EU scuba-crats are constructing an Irish Sea border wall, just days afterContinue Reading
EXCLUSIVE: Magneto to move Boris’s ‘spare’ bridge to link Northern Ireland and Scotland
NOTORIOUS X-Man MAGNETO will be moving one of PM Boris Johnston’s “spare” bridges to span the sea between Northern IrelandContinue Reading
BREAKING: Boris to propose Imperial/Colonial solution to Irish backstop in Dublin
PM BORIS Johnston is heading to Dublin in a few hours hoping to convince Taoiseach Leo Varadkar to opt forContinue Reading
LATEST – Moggs knows more about Irish history than most Irish people claims Professor of Sitting Habits
A RESPECTED Irish academic has claimed that senior government Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Moggs MP knows more about Irish history than mostContinue Reading
My ‘Shite or Bust’ Brexit policy has not splattered insists Boris
PM BORIS Johnston has denied that his “Shite or Bust” Brexit strategy has “splattered” after this evening’s historic lost voteContinue Reading
DUP MP’s look forward to ‘not sitting’ in wake of Boris Westminster suspension decision
THE DUP’s team of 10 Westminster MP’s are said to be looking forward to ‘not sitting’ in the House of Commons,Continue Reading
Trump’s Ulster hors d’oeuvre – Rathlin Island to be handed over to USA as part of post Brexit trade deal sweetener
RATHLIN Island could be handed over to the USA a gesture of good faith prior to the signing of aContinue Reading
