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‘There is no real point in the Auditors coming in, its Rentokill we need really’

‘If they had a shred of decency they would give the extra money to charity’

‘End to Cultural Conflict means Irish Language and Parity of Esteem for All’

THE DUP are going to be the “crocodiles” in the new Stormont Executive, taking over from Sinn Fein, who had that righteously indignant role previously, it has emerged.   The leaked PMs between First Minister Foster and Deputy First Minister O’Neill also revealed that they would be swopping hairdos as well, thus allowing personal insults to…

‘This will put us more on the same level with our young people’ Minister

Imploding politician rules out Stormont shaking hand entanglement with Sinn Fein Minister

Heads you win tails you win for Padraig Pearse on new inclusive super coin

US President ‘making the streets of Belfast safer’ after Clinton Queen’s appointment

Boris tells bug-ers to ‘bugger off’ as ‘ East Antrim MP blasts leaked baling twine ‘vunderveapon’ plans

PLANS are afoot to jemmy bar Northern Ireland and Scotland together, physically uniting all parts of the United Kingdom for the first time.  Sources in Whitehall are saying that PM Boris Johnston has abandoned the DUP ‘super-bridge’ plan in favour of physically levering the two nations together.  “Boris has obtained costings that confirm it would…