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POST BREXIT APOCALYPSE: News from occupied Donegal, Chapter TWO: Dawn of the Eurocrat fiefdom
A PICTURE emerging of an unprecedented EU carve up of Donegal that took place in the hours after no deal Brexit kicked in at midnight on October 31. Contacts, at great personal risk, have managed to glean that the county is now divided into a number of fiefdoms. Outside the Caliphate of Inishowen, all of…
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POST BREXIT APOCALYPSE: Notes from occupied Donegal, Part ONE
ONE week after no deal BREXIT news from the occupied one County of Donegal is scant since the EU authorities closed the border unilaterally creating a hard border on October 31. Exploiting the crisis, they put into place their long-standing evil plan. The dark dystopian agenda code named Operation “Der Joke Bot” activated as their…
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Sammy’s EU scuba-crat plot revealed: Irish Sea border wall in place ready for Brexit day
EAST Antrim MP Sammy Wilson has claimed that EU scuba-crats are constructing an Irish Sea border wall, just days after plans for the £20 billion Ulster to Scotland road bridge were revealed. Mr Wilson said he had been nude scuba diving off Islandmagee, when he made the discovery which he said was a blatant violation…
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EXCLUSIVE: Magneto to move Boris’s ‘spare’ bridge to link Northern Ireland and Scotland
NOTORIOUS X-Man MAGNETO will be moving one of PM Boris Johnston’s “spare” bridges to span the sea between Northern Ireland and Scotland, TGL can exclusively reveal. The grumpy people hating X Man, played by Sir Ian McKellen, famed for his supernatural ability to control metals and moving the Golden Gate bridge to Alcatraz, has been…
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BREAKING: Boris to propose Imperial/Colonial solution to Irish backstop in Dublin
PM BORIS Johnston is heading to Dublin in a few hours hoping to convince Taoiseach Leo Varadkar to opt for an Imperial/Colonial solution to the Irish border backstop problem. Dismissing as “utter drivel”, speculation that he would be discussing a Northern Ireland only solution, with Mr Varadkar, involving a border down the Irish Sea, Mr…
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LATEST – Moggs knows more about Irish history than most Irish people claims Professor of Sitting Habits
A RESPECTED Irish academic has claimed that senior government Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Moggs MP knows more about Irish history than most young Irish people. Internationally renowned Professor of Fascist Sitting Habits at Kildare University, Kitlin M O’ Kittelaigh LTBS turned Irish establishment wisdom on its head during a recent interview with CBBC. Prof. O’Kittelaigh had been…
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My ‘Shite or Bust’ Brexit policy has not splattered insists Boris
PM BORIS Johnston has denied that his “Shite or Bust” Brexit strategy has “splattered” after this evening’s historic lost vote in the House of Commons. The lengthy emergency debate concluded when MP’s voted by 328 to 301 to begin the process of introducing a bill ruling out a no deal Brexit. “’Shite or bust’ is…
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Mystery Sinn Fein ‘Billy Boy’ donor believed Gerry Adams was Messiah
THE ‘BARMY’ English bachelor who recently donated a whopping £1.5m to Sinn Fein’s political coffers, believed Gerry Adams to be Jesus Christ. So claims a former workmate of Mr William ‘Billy Boy’ Hampton, the retired car mechanic who left the great bulk of his £2.6m estate to Sinn Fein. Indignant uproar has ensued since news…
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DUP MP’s look forward to ‘not sitting’ in wake of Boris Westminster suspension decision
THE DUP’s team of 10 Westminster MP’s are said to be looking forward to ‘not sitting’ in the House of Commons, thus bringing themselves into line with the party’s team of MLA’s in Northern Ireland. This latest comes after PM Boris ‘Adolf’ Johnston’s decision to ask HM the Queen to suspended Parliament for five weeks during…
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Trump’s Ulster hors d’oeuvre – Rathlin Island to be handed over to USA as part of post Brexit trade deal sweetener
RATHLIN Island could be handed over to the USA a gesture of good faith prior to the signing of a post Brexit free trade agreement, TGL can exclusively reveal. High ranking Northern Ireland Brexiteer MP Kate Hoey was today spotted having secret talks with a senior US official, behind a stone wall on the island.…
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